TAMPA – Election Day isn’t even here yet, but we already have our first voting mystery.
Thousands of pages of voter information were found lying along the shoulder of Interstate 4 this morning.
The papers, all with information about Hillsborough County voters, have been cleaned up and taken to a Department of Transportation maintenance facility for now, but voting officials still don’t know where they came from.
Transportation workers spotted the nine bags of documents on their traffic cameras along a ramp off I-4 and I-275.
I know Republicans are an intelligent sect of the population that is why I am appealing to your sense of logic. Please listen to this carefully she said in this prank and read transcript below: Please help me understand the logic on this one?
TRANSCRIPT:
Ring
SP Assist: This is Betsy.
MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.
SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.
SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line.
SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?
SP: Hellloooo…(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.
FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?
FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: Oh…so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.
FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
SP: Yes! Good!
FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and–
FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish—
FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.
FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa…weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha
FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.
FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]
FNS: Like we say in France, “on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi” [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.
FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]
FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM].
SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-
FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.
FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.
FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.
FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I’ve seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber…”
SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like
FNS: I just want to be sure, I don’t’ quite understand the phenomenon “Joe the Plumber,” that’s not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, that’s into my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, “Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui.”
SP: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
FNS: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.
FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s “Nailin Palin.”
SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.
FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.
FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell she’s pissed]
FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, “For chrissakes…that was ??? Just a radio station prank…chrissakes…”]
MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Man’s voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.
For those making less than $250,000 per year, I need to know why are you even questioning a tax increase on the rich? Why should we be outraged for more taxes on the rich to relieve the burden on the middle-class (or socialism as defined by the McCain campaign)? I don’t know about you, but my dollar does not go as far as it used to, I know that prices are skyrocketing and wages are not, as a matter of fact I spoke with a friend of mines yesterday who is the GM of a major media company and he said he was on travel to “lay-off” more employees. He said that its getting “scary” out there and people are afraid of losing all that they have. So, again I ask, “WHY ARE YOU OUTRAGED FOR TAXING THE RICH?” Right now, I could use a little “Spreading The Wealth.” Even John McCain had to finally admit last night on Larry King Live that Obama is NOT A SOCIALIST.
It is comical to me for John McCain and the Republicans to think I should get upset about them having to pay their fair share. Exxon Mobile reported today “the biggest profit in history” of $14 BILLION DOLLARS in 3 months off your backs and mines, please and you want me to get upset about increasing the taxes on the rich? Please, I say tax away, tax away that $4.00 plus per gallon gas. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!! REDISTRIBUTE THAT WEALTH. While many people go without food, medicine, etc. so they can put gas in their tank to go to work and YOU WANT ME TO BE UPSET BECAUSE OF A TAX INCREASE ON THE RICH?
My fellow Americans, its time for us to get a clue for real, are you really ready for FOUR MORE YEARS????????? Can you afford it? Yes, gas prices declined, but I promise you, as soon as they see the door even crack open, they will jack it back up. They want it to stay up, that’s why OPEC decreased the number of barrels of oil produced daily. I’m more afraid of 4 more years than I’m afraid of the lies the McCain campaign is pushing.
I don’t know about you, but I am voting my pocket on November 4, 2008 and its NO MCCAIN, NO PALIN, NO HOW, NO WAY!!!!!
Frankly, I’m tired of the smoke screen. I’m tired of hearing all the attacks on Obama. Tell us Dear John, what are you going to do? Explain to us in detail, what are your plans for main street, the economy, unemployment, the mortgage crisis, the financial crisis, and health care, to name a few. Give us details Dear John. All we can hear are attacks and frankly Dear John I’m tired of hearing them. Dear John, if I ever had considered voting for you, you can throw that thought right out of the window now. You are engaging in the most destructive campaign in recent history. As you know if history is not remembered, it will repeat itself.
Dear John, you can say that you can’t help what your crowd does, but I beg to differ Dear John because you are yelling fire into a crowded theater. You are knowing attracting those hatemongers and racist to your rallies. Dear John, say it ain’t so, I don’t want to believe that you are a racist, but someone in your campaign is. Dear John, I believe that everyone stretches the truth in a campaign; however, you are throwing gasoline on a smolter fire. Dear John whether you believe it or not, there are pockets in American that are racist and you Dear John is giving them a platform.
Dear John, where did things go so wrong? Was it when you chose Sarah “Power Abuser” Palin? It appears to me that since that time, everything that you have stood for all these years was washed down the river. Dear John, you have served our country well and you have served the senate well (although I don’t always agree with you) and I did have respect for you. But now my Dear John, that has faded away. Even your fellow conservative Republicans are abandoning your ship. Those that are old enough to remember the 1960s see flashbacks of an era of hatred, fear, and violence in your campaign. Yes, you stated last night that Senator Obama was a fine upstanding man that one should not be afraid if he was president; however, Dear John, you allowed Mrs. “Ethics Offender” to rail these attacks for two solid weeks. So all your brownie points from last night do not count.
Dear John, return to the dignity and honor you once had as you proudly served your country, as you were sworn into public service. Because currently neither you nor your VP candidate choice is befitting of the office that you seek.
Again I ask, as so many American citizens ask, what are your plans for America’s future – IN DETAIL!!! No stump speeches, no sound bits, or talking points.
Obama selected Joe Biden as his Vice-President running mate. This is the best choice every. Biden has alot to offer the ticket. He’s experience, smart, articulate, able to go on the attack, and bring a tremendous amount of knowledge, credibility, and experience to the ticket. What Obama lacks in foreign policy, Biden has. Brilliant is the word for the Biden Choice.
This will shut down the nay sayers. By chosing Biden, McCain has no other choice by Mitt Romney, lol. Biden will chew up and spit out Romney in the debates. Obama positioned himself to name both Democratic and Republican Vice-Presidental Nominees. How smart is that?
Biden knows Washington, but not considered the typical insider, with 35 years of experience. This is a winning balanced ticket. This is an “Experienced Change” ticket. This ticket shows wisdom, humility, leadership in what’s in the best interest of the country. This is a WIN/WIN ticket.
This post will continually be update, I want you to weigh in on your thoughts.
UPDATE: The Obama/Biden appearance together showed strength and unity in Springfield, Ill. Yes this is what America needs. America get on board……
8,200 Ohio jobs shipped overseas due to DHL. McCain’s campaign advisor paved the way for this to happen. America is losing jobs and selling off valuable assets to overseas interest. Where does it end? Will there be a future for your children? Please weigh in.
McCain want to be the next President of the United States; however, he is not being held accountable for his words, actions, or memory. Mainstream media does not call him out when they interview him; they politely brush over the issue that he does not know the issues. Is it his memory, his age, or is he just a blatant liar? What do YOU THINK? I’ve added this video just as a small sample to make a point. Also check out this link, regarding his blatant lies regarding Obama’s position http://www.newsweek.com/id/151621
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